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this website has the same tone.
"Oh shit, you got the 500 Error. This sucks. Bad. But don’t panic. First of all, it’s not your fault. This is our fault. And we’re very sorry, but we’ll get you fixed up right away and back to whatever it was you were doing before you got here. But first we have to ask you a few questions. Did you happen to upload your Perl script in ASCII mode? Because you’re not supposed to do that. That’s a very stupid thing to do. Perl scripts happen to be ASCII files, and if you upload them to a different operating system, you might as well have just smeared a banana all over your keyboard. And since different operating systems have different ways of representing the end of line character (eg Unix uses a horse’s penis, Windows uses a turd), it is important that you set the uploading method to ASCII, so that line-end translation is performed. So once you figure out whether your OS uses a horse cock, or a turd, you can age gate the flux widget and brand it in the chrome. If you have any further problems, ask your mom."
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